Robots – Oh Fuck!

I’m sorry to bring you the news, a whole load of whelks and maybes some cake.

Impshum.co.uk is still up and running despite my absolute lack of funds and from the help of a good friend. (QDH)

I haven’t had any cash for ages now so eating is becoming a little bit of a mission. Never fear though as I have amazing friends and family who are keeping me up and alive, fed, watered and all the other bits in between. Thank you to all the lovely poetic people of Earth in my life.

Comics are still coming.

S.x

… is a flake.
… is a waste of time.
… is a nice sunny day with poo included.
… is a growing itch on the inside of your skull.
… is a large splintered plank in the face.
… is a bowl of mouldy cheese.
… is a playful kitten who tries to rip your eyes out.
… is a strange shadow in the corner.
… is a gloveless finger.
… is a cheeky little blighter.
… is a pin prick the size of Mexico.
… is a giraffe for a sleeping bag.
… is a yorkshire pudding made with egg replacer.
… is a stupid tart.
… is a tesco carrier bag.
… is a local band from Greenland.
… is a forgotten poem.
… is a brilliant idea for yesterday.
… is a caravan.

S.x