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Vote Of No Confidence

30.11.2010 (12:36 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

VOTE FOR REAL CHANGE
We have a real problem… We have a government who have gained power even though they were not voted for by the electorate! A government who are making decisions that are affecting all sectors of our society. But, before I go any further, you need to know this… I am not a left wing activist, neither am I a right wing fundamentalist and I have no intention of inciting a riot or, even worse, a rebellion! I am a very concerned British citizen who is exercising his fundamental democratic right to bring about REAL change by voting for it. There is only one way that we, the public, can do this legally and peacefully and that is by sending a message to the government that we have no confidence in them and, most importantly, in what they are doing!

LOSS OF CONFIDENCE
The truth is we have lost confidence in this Government already! Look at what they have done so far with their sweeping changes: Public Sector Cuts resulting in the loss of 500,00 jobs, changes to the benefit system that will result in cuts of £18 Billion, MOD cuts that put our nation at risk and housing benefit cuts that will dist roy families and communities! The Lib Dem and Conservative Coalition are making too many drastic changes and they need to be stopped. Cameron, Clegg and George Osborne appear to be making snap decisions a day or two before announcing them to parliament and we, the electorate have to suffer the consequences!

NOT IN TOUCH WITH THE PEOPLE
Sadly, we have ended up with a government whose cabinet is made up with millionaires and multi-millionaires and they are completely unaware of the problems faced by real people… by those on employment support allowance, disability benefit, incapacity benefit or those who find themselves out of work and have to claim job seekers allowance. They have no concept of what hard working families who earn very low salaries have to live on each week and how many of them are living below the breadline. I believe we need to make our collective voice heard and that is why we need to vote them out now!

So to facilitate this, I have set up this website to allow us all to vote for change. I aim to get the message across to the government that we really don’t have any confidence in their policies or in them! The more people who vote on this site, the greater the likelihood is that they will stop and listen to the people, and that will bring about change!

It’s time your voice was heard, it’s time our voice was heard… it’s time the government heard our voice! Don’t sit back and wait for our country to fall apart, democratically vote for change. CLICK HERE and send your vote of no confidence now!

WHY DO WE NEED TO DO THIS?
The vast majority of the cabinet ministers in David Cameron’s government are millionaires… These millionaires are in the process of making decisions that are affecting the lives of the very poorest in our society. It is evident by their actions that they are not in touch with the bulk of society.

Let us take a look at some of the decisions they have made since coming to power:

Changes to child benefit
Cuts to the public sector and public services
£18 billion cuts to benefits
Cuts to our armed forces
Changes to housing benefit
Increases to VAT

So, they take £18 billion from benefits but they plan to take just £2.9 billion from the banking sector, the very people who brought this country almost to its knees!

http://www.voteofnoconfidence.org.uk

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Tomfoolery

27.11.2010 (8:55 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

Saturnalia in Ancient Rome

In Ancient Rome the winter (December) solstice festival Saturnalia began on December 17, lasted for seven days and was introduced around 217 BCE to raise citizen morale after a crushing military defeat at the hands of the Carthaginians. It was also held to honor Saturn, the father of the gods and was characterized by the suspension of discipline and reversal of the usual order. Grudges and quarrels were forgotten while businesses, courts and schools were closed. Wars were interrupted or postponed and slaves were served by their masters. Masquerades also often occurred during this time.

A mock king was chosen, usually from a group of slaves or criminals, and although he was permitted to behave in an unrestrained manner for seven days of the festival, he was usually killed at the end. The Saturnalia eventually degenerated into a week-long spree of debauchery and crime – giving rise to the modern use of the term saturnalia, meaning a period of unrestrained license and wild revelry.

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How to solve all problems with windows

26.11.2010 (1:15 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

Over the years we have seen many different attempts from Micro$oft to give us a secure and user friendly operating system but over these years we have encountered numerous annoying problems with our systems. A few of these would be that you can’t seem to connect to the internet for some unknown reason, your monitor won’t work, viruses of all kinds and peoples utter stupidity towards learning and understanding of basic computer knowledge. In this post I will cover all aspects of how to solve ALL problems with windows (whatever version you are using).

There is 3 options you can choose from.

Option 1

  • After getting a new computer or installing a new version of windows you should always look for shareware programs installed on your system (eg. McAfee anti-virus software and other small programs that want to sell you a product you don’t actually need) and delete them.
  • Windows now comes with windows defender which is micro$ofts answer to viruses and spyware. It works. Turn it on. You can also use free anti-virus software like AVG if you like, just don’t pay any money for these services as they are free and work fine.
  • Change windows update settings to “check for updates but let me choose whether or not to download and install them”. If your computer works fine then don’t change it. Many people fall for this and end up with experimental updates which are not yet stable. Don’t update unless something does not work correctly and actually requires the update. This is not to say that updates are evil in any way.
  • Update your security/antivirus programs every now and then.
  • Do not use micro$oft internet explorer. Download firefox, chrome or opera for browsing the internet.
  • Do not install unwanted toolbars into your browser. These will only slow your computer down and create problems.
  • Do not be a complete idiot and click yes to everything when installing things. Read what is put in front of you and decide for yourself whether or not you actually need it.
  • Hit yourself repeatedly with a stick.

Option 2

  • Install Linux

Option 3

  • Throw your computer out of a window and do something you’re capable of. Paint a picture or something.

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How to make a gaming webcomic: Destructions

24.11.2010 (4:02 pm) – Filed under: Videos

This video, brought to you by Zero Punctuation,  and comic will explain how to make a gaming webcomic to show off to your friends, family and a carrot at times. Be aware that no animals were seriously harmed in the making of this video. Sorry for the advert at the beginning.

Viewer discretion and pies……. And peas and gravy.




That just about wraps it all up. Now get in that mouldy shed and start writing complete nonsense you barse.


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WAR AND RIOTS

12.11.2010 (2:58 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

The politicians of this/your country want war, riots and general confusion. Can’t you see we’re feeding them? Always telling us that things are fucked up but they are trying to make it all better. Do you actually listen to them? Of course you do. You sit in front of your bloody television and suck it all up, you bunch of retarded fucknuts. This world we live in can be as beautiful as you make it be. Think about that for a second instead of thinking what the masses of society want. You bunch of fucking sheep.

STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS!  STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS!  STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS! STOP THIS MADNESS!

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Stop playing bloody farmville you fucknuts

09.11.2010 (6:24 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

Some people are just retarded when it comes to using the internet. I beg for the deletion of facebook games like farmville and other crap. PLEASE HELP ME.

(This is a chat between me and a retard on failbook)

Have a spy. x
http://facebook.com/impshum.co.uk
it be made by meeeeeeeee
for yoooooooooo

not pooooooo
that’s for the loooooooo
pooooooooooooooooOOOOO

I take it you just ignored that?

yh lol what is it about

bloody people on fb

how u mean

click it, read it, laugh and find out

what the hell is that a page for like

read it
it does say

well i liked it and nothing happened

what did you expect?
a bomb
go to http://impshum.co.uk
have a read of some of them
you’ll like them
and laugh at them

squares with eyes and speech bubbles lol


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