Robots – Oh Fuck!

How to hide the LIKE button on Facebook

28.07.2010 (4:02 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

This like button has been pissing me off for ages now. Why do people find it necessary to click these damn things? It’s just going to clog up your news feed with random spam and other crap you don’t really want to know about. Now the like button is just about everywhere and this boils my piss.  To sort all this out I’ve found ways to hide the damn thing on websites other than facebook. I would love to hide it on facebook itself but that might be asking too much.

  1. Get AdBlock Plus if you don’t already have it installed. AdBlock for Chrome | AdBlock for Firefox
  2. Go to “Preferences” in the AdBlock options
  3. Go to “Add filter”
  4. Insert “facebook.com/plugins/like.php” without the speech marks
  5. Save

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Failbook script chrome

22.07.2010 (3:54 am) – Filed under: Whelks

This is great,

I searched our good friend google for “failbook script chrome” thinking I’ll come up with my old script FAILBOOK (which doesn’t work anymore) but came up with this page. I love the fact that after reading this post for about a minute a little grey square in the bottom left reassured me that faCebOok made too much $$$.

Absolute beavers I say.

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Why not?

22.07.2010 (3:33 am) – Filed under: Whelks

Here’s a hint.


رجل البطاط


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Spel Chek

15.07.2010 (4:52 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

I update this list from time to time adding more of peoples spelling art work.

I’d like to point out that:

cannit
fancie (Obsolete spelling of fancy)
cudda
ova
cum (Instead of come)
dus
drinck
ur
dya
jst
soz
y
u
r
wots
whots
diff
defo
wernt
bout
otha
lett
lighte
av
yee
accidnelty
helo
laffed
redonkyless
yi
myn
owttt
nd
ova
shud
wetather
rong
reginition
ignor
goin
2nite
w8
l8a
wanten
al
fink
cnt

Are not words.

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к∑₮∆㎡ⅰи∑

15.07.2010 (11:58 am) – Filed under: Whelks

From the 19th June 2010 through til the 14th July 2010 (yesterday) I took ketamine. Dosage has varied between 0.3g and anything as high as 4.0g per day.

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Vegetarian Nightmare

13.07.2010 (2:57 pm) – Filed under: Videos

(4 animals 1 grinder)
2 cows 1 pig 1 horse

**WARNING**
If you are a vegetarian/squeamish/easily disturbed I suggest you
a) Think about what you set out to find on the internet.
b) click here.

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Its not a ski resort

13.07.2010 (4:32 am) – Filed under: Whelks
Taken from LiveJournal Mar. 12th, 2008 at 7:38 PM

Ok… Regal kingsize, cutters choice, menthol filters, zig zag papers, hash, lager, pool, fire, 9am, king spliffs, bandito, balloon party, bucket bongs, kratom extract, wine, lsd, ketamine, methylenedioxymethamphetamine, cuddly people, cocaine, apple sours, snow, amyl nitrite, nurofen plus, no van, no girl, central heating, insomnia, cider, cheesy chips, psytrance, magic mushrooms, san pedro, amitriptylines, paracetamol, codeine, sambuca, cat bells, catnip, harry ‘fucking’ potter, blunt wount trauma, air bed, conscious monkeys, weak ecstasy, spongebong hemp pants, hating Dora the explorer, more ketamine, sisters car, nintendo wii, gin, no sex, ginger wine, parma violets, bad health, grapes, toblerone, cocktails, moon talk, orange juice, scrabble, greggs, rafferties bar, legends, cuba cuba, nuproxen, tooth ache, argh, whiskey, still no smoking in pubs, strong winds, dentists, old friends, new friends, shit heads in town, more lsd, 3 way crazies, jingle bells, pretty people, brandy, coffee, Pooska, hair dye, diesel cars, alcopops, speed, tequila, paranoia, chicken dinner, 38 hour days, free food, train ride, abandonment, cold thoughts, devastation, more lsd, silly hats, long walks home, head space, herbal tea, rug races, marbles, ice cream, family and friends.
End of season.  Another please.

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