Robots – Oh Fuck!

Vote for Dorothy Brookes left knee

29.02.2008 (12:55 am) – Filed under: Pictures

poo
 

 

Wasn’t me!

Caught in the act

14.02.2008 (8:48 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

A photographer in Brighton caught this shot, had it printed and it was on sale for £30 in Kensington gardens. Ive sent him a very inquisitive email. Lets see what he says, free pint or two maybes.

UPDATE – No free beer.

S.x

Elucidation

13.02.2008 (2:28 pm) – Filed under: Whelks

(Dont even bother reading this, its a pile of shit)

Pretty sick to death with just about everything at the moment. Cant quite place myself anywhere comfortable in this city, I need to move. Im wanting to head back down south so much, but its all went a bit shit down there for myself. I fucked up, got hurt and went slightly insane. My life is a shambles, wandering through life without a care in the world only to end up shredding my brain into millions of tiny little pieces of rancid, hallucinogenic grit. Great. Ive nothing to look forward to, nowhere to belong and Im fucking sick of it all. Sick of all this random shit I somehow manage to be a part of, it hurts. Sometimes I just want to scream, to tell the world to “fuck right off”, but I love it so and Im sure there is more, more shit to put myself through, more pain to endure and ultimately, more lsd. What’s a lonely potato meant to do?

S.x

External affairs

11.02.2008 (1:28 am) – Filed under: Whelks

I dont get it.
Why?
How?
At what point,
at what stage in life
do people bend over
and let the world fuck them up the arse?

Ive seen it happen.
Ive seen it be.
Do they know?
Do they care?

At what point?
At what stage?

Money
Marriage
Silence
War

*All cannot cure*

Think for yourselves and challenge authority

“Fuck heads”

(S.x)

10 Rules for being human

06.02.2008 (3:40 am) – Filed under: Whelks

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately “work.”
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There’s no part of life that doesn’t contain its lessons. If you’re alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. “There” is no better a place than “here.” When your “there” has become a “here”, you will simply obtain another “there” that will again look better than “here.”
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life’s questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.

S.x

Dungeon of Impshum

04.02.2008 (10:29 am) – Filed under: Whelks

Remember those old livejournal dungeons?


I died in the Dungeon of Impshum

I was killed in a grimy alcove by Earthrevamped the zombie, whilst carrying…

the Dagger of Spirituality, the Armour of New Places, the Wand of Mdma, the Armour of Pleasure, the Sword of Travelling and 94 gold pieces.

Score: 47

Explore the Dungeon of Impshum and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon…

S.x