1. All applicants are expected to be, or at the least, mildly insane.
2. Basic knowledge of GIMP or photoshop bleugh. (no ms paint here)
3. HGV licence mandatory.
4. Must be very punctual.
5. 3rd place trophy for a tree legged race must be held.
6. Preferable knowledge of cosmology and giraffes.
7. Must have eyebrows.
8. Capable of being drunk.