Using these codes you can send messages in colourful text.

DOES NOT WORK WITH STATUS UPDATES

DOES NOT WORK WITH MOBILE CHAT

To create a word of colourful text copy the codes needed and make sure to insert single space between each code.
eg. [[111356865552629]] [[115430438474268]] [[115807951764667]] [[115807951764667]] [[116564658357124]] would be HELLO

[[107015582669715]] = A

[[116067591741123]] = B

[[115602405121532]] = C

[[112542438763744]] = D

[[115430438474268]] = E

[[109225112442557]] = F

[[111532845537326]] = G

[[111356865552629]] = H

[[109294689102123]] = I

[[126362660720793]] = J

[[116651741681944]] = K

[[115807951764667]] = L

[[106596672714242]] = M

[[108634132504932]] = N

[[116564658357124]] = O

[[111669128857397]] = P

[[107061805996548]] = Q

[[106699962703083]] = R

[[115927268419031]] = S

[[112669162092780]] = T

[[108983579135532]] = U

[[107023745999320]] = V

[[106678406038354]] = W

[[116740548336581]] = X

[[112416755444217]] = Y

[[165724910215]] = Z

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After reading many different articles on daft conspiracy theories and rambling of mad people who claim to know “THE TRUTH” I also came across these big black rectangles on google maps/earth (next to nothing to do with my original search but hey). The only thing I can’t work out is if they can just blank out Greenland, why have they blacked out these spaces? They all seem to be the same size too. Stupid googley woogley. Here are the links to these.

Kangerlussuaq, Greenland – http://tiny.cc/3uxMI
Baker Lake, Canada – http://tiny.cc/i26tE
Gerstle River, Alaska – http://tiny.cc/cCV73

There is also this in Russia – http://tiny.cc/wgfwb

And finally… What the hell is this? – http://tiny.cc/9vr6h

Interested in Hans Island?

http://tinyurl.com/hans-island

Section 6 Criminal Law Act 1977
As amended by Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994

TAKE NOTICE

THAT we live in this property, it is our home and we intend to stay here.

THAT at all times there is at least one person in this property.

THAT any entry or attempt to enter into this property without our permission is a criminal offence as any one of us who is in physical possession is opposed to entry without our permission.

THAT if you attempt to enter by violence or by threatening violence we will prosecute you. You may receive a sentence of up to six months imprisonment and/or a fine of up to £5,000.

THAT if you want to get us out you will have to take out a summons for possession in the County Court or in the High Court, or produce to us a written statement or certificate in terms of S.12A Criminal Law Act, 1977 (as inserted by Criminal Justice and Public Order Act, 1994).  THAT it is an offence under S.12A (8) Criminal Law Act 1977 (as amended) to knowingly make a false statement to obtain a written statement for the purposes of S. 12A. A person guilty of such an offence may receive a sentence of up to six months imprisonment and/or a fine of up to £5,000.

Signed

The Occupiers

N.B. Signing this Legal warning is optional. It is equally valid whether or not it is signed.

There are numerous ways to cook and eat your whelks these days. Many recipes and concoctions can be made with ease but I warn you, they will end up costing you a pretty penny in the making of such odd delicacies. They may even end your very existence (but that’s another story for a later date).

COMING SOON TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU – INVASION OF THE GASTROPODS

A car just drove past my house that sounded like a 50cc scooter with 1 gear… Weird! Anyway… The vast majority of whelks are pretty large (on a scale of whatever) and belong to the family Buccinidae (THE GENUINE ALMIGHTY WHELK), the term ‘whelk’ also used to name other gastropods and marine mollusc’s. All in all they’re sea snails.

I myself are not a fan of these damn right bizarre creature, slipping along the seabed in their tough, but crunchy, armored shells looking for the next best thing to slime on and call home. It’s a good thing they’re way down in the food chain.. Or so we think!

The Recipes

Baked Whelks

• Loads of whelks (1.5kg) shelled and living if possible
• A daft amount of sea salt (get a box of Maldon Salt)
• 2 onions, cut to your requirements
• 12 black peppercorns
• Thyme
• Rosemary
• 1 bay leaf
• 1 lemon (or lime if you’re fancy)
• 2 glasses of cheap white wine from the corner shop
• 6-8 cloves of garlic
• 8 chillies (scotch bonnet please)
• 150g salted butter

First you have to wash these slimy things. Get bowl. Get salt. Get whelks. Leave for 3 hours and stir with all your might every 30 minutes.

Whack the whole lot into a big pan and stir thoroughly. Cover with water and simmer for 30 minutes. Turn the heat off after 30 minutes and wait another 30 minutes for the whelks to cool down. Rip the damn things out of the shells and cut into chunks. Put more salt in your pan maybes with more chilies and garlic. Cook again for 15 minutes on a high heat and serve with a shining smile on your face.

Whelk Expresso (4 servings)

• 1kg of whelks (dead and deshelled)
• 1kg of your favorite brand of coffee
• milk
• brown sugar
• salt
• 8 knickerbocker glory glasses
• Wide straws

Wash the whelks in the same manner as the above recipe apart from the excessive amount of salt, this will ruin the coffee you’ve forked out so much for.

Chuck the whelks into a blender for a few minutes until you get a brown mush. Pour a little of the whelks into glasses, hopefully very much akin to those knickerbocker glory ones, making sure you don’t touch the sides. Pour in a layer of salt then sugar then salt and leave standing for 10 minutes. Brew up your coffee in whichever manner you prefer. Pour a little milk and your sugar into another glass then pour your coffee in slowly. Fill the rest of the glasses up with whelks in with whelks and the others with milk (you can use alcohol at this point in the coffee). Sit 4 people at a table, 2 glasses in front of each (1 whelks, 1 coffee) and hand the straws out. Drink from both glasses at once until something bad happens.

Well done. You now have all the knowledge you need to enlighten or destroy. Enjoy.

S.x

With Google Trends you can see key search behaviors such as:

* “fireworks” spikes right before 4th of July
* “Costume” spikes a few weeks before Halloween
* “Gift” or “present” trends before Christmas
* “Valentines” spikes right before Valentines Day
* “Egg” spikes before Easter
* “Dad” shoots up before Fathers Day

Great stuff

S.x

The power three, tea, the weed.

Washed ashore from the sea of lucidity, I can see a paradoxical coconut tree leaning close to me, the forbidden fruit smelling so sweet.

Those happy monkeys lounge lazily in a big spherical mug of magical, twinkling tea. It’s surface flickers, hinting at the possibility of eternity.

Credit to Samango

Since the 15th October 2011 people have been gathering at Greys Monument in Newcastle Upon Tyne city centre in protest against the state of the current economic system. Raising awareness of the worlds state of affairs and the extreme scale of greed and corruption within our government at this time.

Website- www.occupynewcastle.org

Twitter – Link

Please support and spread the word by using our

#occupynewcastle

hashtag.

Occupy Britain

Words in this sense (at this being and time present to me) seem a little short from the truth. It makes me think it would be easier to actually beat each other with sticks than try and shout over each other. Has it come to this already? Have we handed it all out, brought it back, and shared it among us?

We must be stupid by now.

I feel it coming! It’s pathetic!

Just have a look for yourself!

NUMBNESS

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